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'Abandon My Humanity' Shirt

'Abandon My Humanity' Shirt

Regular price$35
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500+ sold52 designs by Himawari Keep

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Drawn by Himawari Keep. Screenprinted in the USA. No AI art.

Size
  • Screenprinted in USA
  • Artist designed
  • Fast shipping
Material
100% Cotton
Fit
Unisex
Returns
60 days

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Product Description

Some days you're a functional adult. Some days you're seriously considering becoming a crab. Low center of gravity, no emotional vulnerability, armored on all sides: the arrangement is looking pretty good from here. Let the scuttling begin.

  • Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
  • Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

You don't have to be a person forever. The option to become a crab remains open.

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